The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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