He is such a slut. More and more my type.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
