is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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