I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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