Ambien. No doubt about it.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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