We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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