found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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