She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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