STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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