Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We talked him into tasing himself.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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