so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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