Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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