just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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