I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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