I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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