I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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