is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
