i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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