My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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