Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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