and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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