if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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