yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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