I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
