i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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