I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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