508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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