Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Are my feet made of real feet?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
