Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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