I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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