Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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