so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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