they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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