you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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