Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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