I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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