Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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