Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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