We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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