Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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