I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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