this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
When are your genitals available?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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