What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i may or may not be watching the land before time
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
