some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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