i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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