He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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