New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Randomize
