everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
