their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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