i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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